Airport X-Ray machines exposed!
WASHINGTON D.C. - SNS
Many individuals and some governmental agencies expressed concerns that new x-ray technology used for airport security, designed to reveal weapons and other items hidden in and under clothing, may be showing security officials more than is decent.
We at Saintly News Service (SNS) have obtained test x-rays through confidential sources. These x-rays prove the machines do, indeed, show much more than is decent.
For example, take these two clergymen, caught as they went past the x-ray machine at an international airport. It's proof positive that the machines, in fact, reveal the naked person beneath the veneer:
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