Monday, February 26, 2007

Airport X-Ray machines exposed!



WASHINGTON D.C. - SNS

Many individuals and some governmental agencies expressed concerns that new x-ray technology used for airport security, designed to reveal weapons and other items hidden in and under clothing, may be showing security officials more than is decent.

We at Saintly News Service (SNS) have obtained test x-rays through confidential sources. These x-rays prove the machines do, indeed, show much more than is decent.

For example, take these two clergymen, caught as they went past the x-ray machine at an international airport. It's proof positive that the machines, in fact, reveal the naked person beneath the veneer:


(Note: Double-click on the image for a larger view)

9 comments:

Wormwood's Doxy said...

Love it!! I particularly love the sheep and the guy from Monty Python...

Ann said...

definitely un-saintly but very funny.

Hedwyg said...

Hee hee - I think I like the little orc guy the best!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Pat, you're giving the MadPriest funny pictures competition. He won't like that.

Keep that SNS going to give us the latest.

KJ said...

Pat, with MadPriest down, I'm just wandering from blog to blog like an uninvited houseguest. Eileen doesn't have anything good in the fridge. What's for lunch?

David said...

At least the Grand Tufti has good taste in beer (and female bloggers ;)

Saint Pat said...

Hey, thanks everybody.

I do hope Maddie isn't in a snit. I love him dearly.

kj, I won't try to compete with Mimi's red beans and rice! I cook international though - everything from great fried chicken to moussaka to spaghetti and Tex Mex. Come on over!

Lisa said...

Priceless, Pat -- absolutely priceless. ENS needs to hire you as a "stringer." They missed this scoop.

Eileen said...

Pat - I'm so glad you could take care of KJ - all this heretic had in her fridge that day was hot and spicy, hellish foods!

Love the picture!