From St. Pat's bad joke files
Here's a joke I've been longing to tell:
"You know how President Bush likes those photo ops of him clearin' brush with the ranch hands or hangin' out at the ranch in a cowboy hat and shirt."
"Yup. The truth is, he's terrible scairt of horses. That's why you never see him ridin' a horse."
"Well, if that don't get all."
"Yup. Cowboy? Why, the closest that man ever got to the back of a horse was openin' a can of Alpo."
(St. Pat rolls on floor, laughing her patootie off. Well, it's late, and she's a little punchy. Plus, she lived in Texas when she was a child, and rode horses. She can't help it.)
Bush hoofs it. It's a long ride across Texas, without a horse.