Wednesday, January 24, 2007

From St. Pat's bad joke files



Here's a joke I've been longing to tell:

"You know how President Bush likes those photo ops of him clearin' brush with the ranch hands or hangin' out at the ranch in a cowboy hat and shirt."

"Yeah?"

"Yup. The truth is, he's terrible scairt of horses. That's why you never see him ridin' a horse."

"Well, if that don't get all."

"Yup. Cowboy? Why, the closest that man ever got to the back of a horse was openin' a can of Alpo."

(St. Pat rolls on floor, laughing her patootie off. Well, it's late, and she's a little punchy. Plus, she lived in Texas when she was a child, and rode horses. She can't help it.)



Bush hoofs it. It's a long ride across Texas, without a horse.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's bad, really bad.

D.W.

MadPriest said...

Yeah, very good but can we have some more of the naked St. Mag, please?

Anonymous said...

It's so bad it's funny.

pbh